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his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
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- me: *stays home*
- parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
- me: *goes out*
- parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
- me: *eats*
- parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
- me: *doesn't eat something*
- parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
- me: *exhales*
- parents: don't give me that attitude
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